Felix is at his house preparing breakfast, and decides to top it off with a glass of milk, only to find out he's out of it. He hitches a ride with the milkman, but finds out he's out of milk and is selling fax machines instead. Felix goes to a mini-mart and finds out they're out of milk as well. Felix briefly stops by a Used Car salesman, and tries and fails to find milk from several other people. Felix stops by a farmer, who explains the situation to him—the milk industry has gone sour and all the cows are on strike. Felix attempts to find alternate sources for milk, including trying to milk a goat, but these all lead to dead ends. Felix even tries to steal a babys milk bottle and fails. Felix begins going through withdrawal and hallucinating everything around him as looking like milk. Suddenly, a cow with wings and a wand appears near Felix, and addresses herself as his Dairy Godmother. Felix thinks its just another mirage, but she insists that she'll grant his wish, and he asks to be sent to a land where he can have all the milk he wants, so she sends him to The Milky Way. Felix lands and gorges himself in the land of milk and cheese. After a long day of enjoying himself, Felix finds out that he's swollen up from all the food. Felix gets sick of milk and opts for a change of pace and asks a street vendor for a diet cola, only to find out he's out, but offers him a glass of milk instead. Felix refuses, and a crowd notices and forms around him, taking him away and strapping him to a table, stuffing a hose of milk into his mouth and force feeding him chunks of cheese. He bloats him enough to break free of his restraints, but he is so large that can barely outrun the crowd behind him. Felix asks the Dairy Godmother for help, and she appears in front of him. Felix asks her to take him back home. She's indignated at him asking her to undo her favor, but she complies and teleports Felix home. Felix wakes up back at his table, with his breakfast still there. Felix is relieved, but when the milkman walks in and announces the dairy strike is over, allowing Felix to have glasses of milk again, Felix screams and runs through a wall. The milkman then pulls off his face, revealing it to be a Dairy Godmother pulling a prank on Felix. She sips on a glass of milk as the cartoon irises out.
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